Finish books I actually don’t want to read
Try to fit everything in my schedule because FOMO
Dwell on the past
Let my OCD push me around
Cheat on my diet, then call myself “fat”
Plan my wedding (Note: I’m not engaged)
Take my people for granted
Write erotica in my head
Analyze the sincerity of backhanded compliments
Falling asleep when I’m supposed to be doing ASL (not because it’s boring but because I study when I first wake up)
Contract baby fever. Anyone know a cure?
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