Things I Do Too Much Of

• Finish books I actually don’t want to read

• Try to fit everything in my schedule because FOMO

• Dwell on the past

• Let my OCD push me around

• Cheat on my diet, then call myself “fat”

• Plan my wedding (Note: I’m not engaged)

• Take my people for granted

• Write erotica in my head

• Analyze the sincerity of backhanded compliments

• Falling asleep when I’m supposed to be doing ASL (not because it’s boring but because I study when I first wake up)

• Contract baby fever. Anyone know a cure?