Do Not Open Until December 25th

One of my pet peeves are “peekers”. You know who you are. When December rolls around, you start nosing around under the tree trying to see what Santa (and others) have gotten you. Well, knock it off! It says “do not open until December 25th” for a reason. Your friend probably wants to see the look on your face when you unearth whatever wonderful present they have gotten for you. They don’t want an artificial smile. So contain yourself. We are not children anymore and shouldn’t behave as such. This is your seasonal scolding.