Letters to Destroy: See Ya D-Bag (Letter to Ex-Boyfriend)

• Other half of the disastrous couple: —---- —-----

• How long we dated: 3 months (not including courting and hookups)

• Primary reason for breakup: You lost interest/ my parents found out 

Dear —-------

I’m so glad we broke up! At the time, I was devastated, but now I am relieved. I mean, you were a complete asshole.  I HATED the way you flirted with other girls and used me.  

One good thing about dating you was you were very intelligent but that was absolutely not enough to keep hanging out with you. Since we broke up I’ve met someone and now I know what it’s like to be truly in love.

Here is a short list of your most annoying habits:1. Getting high

2. Dealing drugs

3. Lying

4. Cheating

Here is another short list, but of things that are WAY better without you:

1. I don’t have to deal with your moods

2. I don’t have to be paranoid about who you are cheating on me with

3. I can bring my “new” (we’ve been together 4 ½ years) boyfriend around my family

Lastly, I just want to say thank you for ruining a fantasy

Good riddance! I hope you don’t give anyone an STD

With no kisses ever again and ZERO HUGS!,

Leigh