Never Have I Ever

Never have I Ghosted Someone or Catfished Someone

I have never and would never catfish. I think that is just mean and a shitty way of getting your rocks off. However, I have ghosted people. Only people who don’t respect my boundaries and have threatened or scared me. 

Never Have I Ever Looked Through my Partner’s Phone

I’m really big on trust and it is very rare I  have suspected my partner of cheating. Therefore I  don’t peek. I really doubt there is anything I don’t know about.

Never Have I Gone Skinny Dipping

I’ve always wanted to go skinny dipping. I have actually never been granted the chance except for this mud puddle when I was extremely drunk but coherent enough not to partake. But I always shave just in case.

Never Have I Ever Gone Camping

Yes and I definitely want to go again. I went with my youth group. We hiked, splashed in the Delaware River, shared memories over a camp fire and got very drunk. I did appreciate the onsite restrooms and showers. I also used my sneaker as a pillow.

Never Have I Ever Been in a Car Accident

I’ve been in two. The most recent was very scary. A car ran a stop sign and smashed into our car at an intersection.  They were very apologetic about it  but I was so freaked out I kept crying which was unfortunate because it probably cost me a poetry slam.

Never Have I Worn Something Inside Out or  Backwards in Public

Yeah, when I worked at Charlotte Russe there was this mannequin rocking this  top. Except I suspect someone  had dressed the mannequin incorrectly. You see where this is going. It took a couple of times to realize I was wearing it wrong (that’s the picture accompanying the post)

Never Have I Ever Fainted

I’ve fainted between five and ten times. Usually  its a combination of dehydration and heat which my medication definitely makes me more susceptible to. Usually I’m fine after a little shade and water.

Never Have I Ever Had a Surprise Party Thrown for Me

No but hey….there’s a first for everything.

Never Have I Ever Been in the School Talent Show

I was in the talent show fifth grade, sixth grade, eighth grade, ninth grade and senior (playing piano and singing). I get petrified performing piano in front of me and my hands usually shake quite badly but I got over that by senior year.

Never Have I Kissed Someone Whose Name I Didn’t Know

I was at a Catholic school dance grinding up against a guy when another guy started grinding on  me from the front which was a new experience but also fun. At the end of the dance the lights came on and that guy kissed me. “Kiss her dude” he encouraged his friend but his friend only blushed and avoided my eyes. We started dating a month later (very briefly). It took a long time to find out that other guy’s name.