Superbowl Sunday (a poem)

I wasn't blown away by the commercials (at least not enough to given an analysis) so i wrote a poem instead.

Doritos with milk

And mozzarella sticks

And handheld sandwiches

Teatime?

Nah, bro it’s just the superbowl

Pan to Taylor Swift

Pan to a rough tackle by a linebacker

And someone throws their helmet in frustration

Car commercial

State Farm commercial

Mindless commentary

And the game resumes

OB sneaks

First down

Half time confetti

Yet another star outshone by the background dancers

Phone plan commercial

Money in a pool

Empty Doritoes bag

Pan to Taylor Swift

Cue confetti

Cue the end