Superpowers I Would Love to Have

Superpowers I Would Love to Have (besides the obvious ones like flying etc):

• The ability to read ten books at the same time and give each one equal focus and my undivided attention

• The ability to inflate and deflate my boobs depending on the situation

• Calories wash off in the shower

• Breathe underwater

• My body can connect to Wi-fi and spread that to any machine

• I can adjust my body through three modes: Sleepy mode, relaxed mode and focused mode. 

• Can knit/ crochet everything

• All my books will appear in B and N and chain stores

• I can understand physics and economics (does not guarantee I will be interested in these things)

• I can manifest more room for my stuff (this is much needed)

• I have one tattoo that can change depending on my mood.  It can also become invisible

• I can paint my nails (it would definitely be a superpower)

• I can generate infinite metaphors

• I never make a mistake during bingo

• I can choose what I dream about

• Stores enjoy offering me free stuff

Alright that seems like a lot of good stuff for one person